unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

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I have a million things to talk to you about. A million things we have to talk about. All I want in this world is you. I want to see you and talk. I want the two of us to begin everything from the beginning. Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood  (via triste-sirene)

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First things first, I’m surrealist. Salvador Dali  (via iseethesilence)

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I just want a huge friggin bowl of potato salad 

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